Manager Of Daiquiri Bar Actually Just Cockatoo In Hawaiian Shirt

DAIQUIRI LAND — A tourist at Daiquiri Land, a tropical drink bar, was miffed to find out the owner of the place was actually just a cockatoo in a tropical-themed shirt that was sitting by the entrance.

“It’s absolute chaos in here,” said the tourist as he waited for a host to seat him, “daiquiris are all over the floors, spider monkeys are ziplining across the ceiling, there’s just no rhyme or reason to anything that goes on in here.”

The tourist was even more miffed when his flip flops stuck to the floor like glue sticks sending him flying over his shoes like he was tumbling head over handlebars on a bicycle.  

Local daiquiri expert, Maxamillion, wasn't surprised to hear the place was run by a cockatoo and voiced daiquiri bars are uncharted territory and tourists should expect everything and anything when stepping afoot in one.

The tourist was quickly washed out of the bar barefoot like a surfer wiping out in a swell when a daiquiri machine misfired after a spider monkey swung into it, sending a tsunami wave of rum slush roaring through the tavern.