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Pilot Flying Around With Iced Coffee On Roof Wondering Why Everyone Waving At Him
LANDSDOWN AIRPORT — Pilot, Russell Hutchins, was seen flying around the sky with a large artisanal iced coffee on the roof of his plane,...


Storm Chasers Seen Following Single Cumulus Cloud Puff Around Town
AROUND TOWN  — Local storm chasing team, The Cloud Hoppers, trailed a single cumulus cloud puff across town in a low-speed chase that...


Solar Panel Team Installs Wind Farm on Resident's Roof
THE BUBBADOO'S ROOF — Residents Jay and Daisy Bubbadoo walked out of the house Friday to find a solar panel team had installed a fully...


Wrong Button On Recliner Ejects Man Out Of House Like Fighter Pilot Into Passenger Seat Of Convertible
CENTRAL STREET — Tuesday afternoon, Jerry Murphy ejected out of a lounge chair like a fighter pilot abandoning a plane after accidentally...


Lady Opens Umbrella During Nor'easter, Blows Away Like Mary Poppins
SIDEWALK — During today’s nor’easter, a lady walking on the sidewalk opened her umbrella when it started raining and accidentally took...


Man's Toupee Flies Away In Storm Now In The Lord's Hands
SIDEWALK — Friday morning Eugene Timbers was walking his goldendoodle during a storm when his toupee flew off his head in a gust of wind....


Vacuum Zips Out Of House Like UFO After Listening To 3 Minutes Of Couple's Small Talk
BARRINGTON HOME — After a late night vacuuming, a robot vacuum zipped at the speed of light out of the Barrington’s million-dollar home...
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