WENDY’S & DAN’S ROOF — Local roofer Peter Farelli was stranded on Wendy and Dan Pott’s roof for the afternoon while the Potts left their home to pick up a pizza only to pull back into their driveway to find Peter shouting from the rooftop.

SHERRI’S LAWN —   In the worst landscaping and Easter disaster in history, an entire yard of easter eggs was shredded after a lawnmower ran over the egg hunt, leaving plastic egg shards littered all over local aunt, and egg hunt coordinator, Sherri Shutterfree’s once pristine Easter paradise like pencil shavings. Marshmallow chicks dangled from shrubs like shredded confetti, along with jelly beans that were scattered for miles beyond the wreckage. “My Easter utopian paradise!

OFFICIAL COMPLAINT LETTER FROM TOWN RESIDENT: To whom it may concern, I hate to be a pain, but I was driving down Route 141 last night...

UPTOWN —  Local snow plow driver, Benjamin Peters, was seen constructing a jumbo snow castle in the middle of the road using his plow...

The Sidewalk — A lone traffic cone on a sidewalk downtown has sparked mass chaos amongst residents who are unsure of its purpose. “At...

CONSTRUCTION ZONE — A 20-foot empty dirt lot has been causing a stir lately among residents as a bulldozer was seen cruising around the...