MAIN STREET CAFE — They’ve done it again, Main Street Cafe is pushing boundaries by offering to just sprinkle a half dozen or so 100% authentic maple leaves on top of pancake stacks straight from a tree in the parking lot. "People always ask for maple syrup, with everything at this time of year. We were doing maple butters, maple spreads, maple ketchups, you name it. Then we decided, why not just use a full leaf instead?" said cafe owners Bob and Barb Crumbton, confident the

FLOURCUP'S BAKE SALE — The local town economy reportedly skyrocketed after a single bake sale on Monday afternoon. “The town easily raked in a solid $5 mil, maybe more,” said banker Willmington Fairbanks after looking at the size of a muffin that was sold, and guessed that alone probably went for $200K. “This single bake sale should cement the town’s financial future for the next few decades or so,” said Willmington as he wildly overestimated the earnings of the sale of the

DOROTHY HOUSE KITCHEN   —  Sunday evening, local grandma, Etty Dorothy, placed her signature layered chip dip down on a kitchen table at a family party when the sheer weight of the dip snapped the table in half like a flimsy toothpick, sending the dip flying like it was launched off a seesaw.  "Who would make such a tall dip!" said party guest Ted Sparrow as he tried to dig himself out of layers of sour cream and refried beans. "It's completely irresponsible!" continued Ted a

UPTOWN BAKERY —  Uptown Bakery unveiled a new weekly dessert promotion featuring jumbo cinnamon buns that are 5-feet tall in hopes to...

MAIN STREET CAFE — Early Saturday morning, Main Street Cafe unveiled a framed picture of their new menu special like it was a Picasso...

STATION 13 — Sunday night, at approximately 12:31 a.m. firefighter Randy Buttons carried a cheese pizza into Station 13 firehouse...

Try tonight’s late night menu special — the Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos prepped by our master nacho enthusiast himself — your buddy Jeff!...

JIMMY FISHING CHARTERS — In the surprise of a lifetime, local boat captain, Jimmy, reeled in a piece of fried shrimp with a promotion...

THE CRAB SHACK — A beach goer who bought an order of fries from a parking lot concession stand was completely unaware that a sea gull...

THE CRAB SHACK — Chuck, a local lobster down at the The Crab Shack, was spared his life after a fussy diner complained about the...