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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
“Hey What’s This About!” Shopper Outraged When Sweater Bought Last Month Now Labeled as “Ugly Holiday Sweater”
HARODS — Local shopper and businessman, Parker Bee, was up in arms yesterday after the department store Harods, mercilessly unrolled a holiday special marketing the "sophisticated" sweater he purchased from the store last month as “the perfect sweater for your holiday ugly sweater party!”.
Local Economy Skyrockets After Town Hosts Bake Sale
FLOURCUP'S BAKE SALE — The local town economy reportedly skyrocketed after a single bake sale Monday afternoon. “The town easily raked...
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