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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
Manager Of Daiquiri Bar Actually Just Cockatoo In Hawaiian Shirt
DAIQUIRI LAND — A tourist at Daiquiri Land, a tropical drink bar, was miffed to find out the owner of the place was actually just a cockatoo in a tropical-themed shirt that was sitting by the entrance. “It’s absolute chaos in here,” said the tourist as he waited for a host to seat him, “daiquiris are all over the floors, spider monkeys are ziplining across the ceiling, there’s just no rhyme or reason to anything that goes on in here.” The tourist was even more miffed when hi
Extra Beer Ticket Found Abandoned On Floor Of Bar In Good Hands Now
(*ahhh* angelic music playing)
Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos Prepped By Your Buddy Jeff
Try tonight’s late night menu special — the Rip-Roaring Drunken Nachos prepped by our master nacho enthusiast himself — your buddy Jeff!...
Dive Bar Laminates Menus, Now Considered "High Class"
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — Bar regulars are up in arms over a recent change down at Buckets Dive Bar that included laminating the paper bar menus...
Trust Fund Kid From Down The Street Figures It About Time To Climb Everest
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — Over a beer at the bar last night, the only trust fund kid in town, Robert, decided it was about time to do his duty...
Beach Comber Excited About Finding "Vintage" Beer Can From 1996
The Shipyard — Around 2 p.m., local man Ted Winters was seen beach combing and pulling a pilsner can from beneath a pile of seaweed next...
Uh Oh! Drunkest Guy In Bar Wants To Play Darts
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — Against everyone’s best interests, the drunkest guy down at Buckets Dive Bar Friday evening has been repeatedly...
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