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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
Manager Of Daiquiri Bar Actually Just Cockatoo In Hawaiian Shirt
DAIQUIRI LAND — A tourist at Daiquiri Land, a tropical drink bar, was miffed to find out the owner of the place was actually just a cockatoo in a tropical-themed shirt that was sitting by the entrance. “It’s absolute chaos in here,” said the tourist as he waited for a host to seat him, “daiquiris are all over the floors, spider monkeys are ziplining across the ceiling, there’s just no rhyme or reason to anything that goes on in here.” The tourist was even more miffed when hi
Drunk Beachgoer Opens Pop-up Stand Featuring "The Greatest Invention In The History Of This Planet"
JETTI BEACH — A new pop-up stand was seen down at Jetti Beach where a drunken beachgoer was seen selling the “Beer-O-Phone,” a device he...
Sea Gull About To Wreak Absolute Havoc On Beach Goer Who Bought French Fry
THE CRAB SHACK — A beach goer who bought an order of fries from a parking lot concession stand was completely unaware that a sea gull...
Beach Comber Excited About Finding "Vintage" Beer Can From 1996
The Shipyard — Around 2 p.m., local man Ted Winters was seen beach combing and pulling a pilsner can from beneath a pile of seaweed next...
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