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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
Detectives Credit Solving Crime With Oversized Magnifying Glass Just Like Sherlock Holmes
BAD PART OF TOWN — In the bad part of town, between 4th and 4.5th street, detectives credit cracking the case and catching criminal Ben Peters in broad daylight with a giant magnifying glass.
Golfer Driving Cart Zones Out, Ends Up On Freeway
DUNKIN COUNTRY CLUB — Golfer Marsha Bobobins was seen cruising down Interstate 173 in a golf cart earlier this afternoon after she zoned...
“Woah, Woah, Woahh!!” Man Slips And Slides Around On Slick Floor For Entire Length Of Floor Mop Like He Wearing Tap Shoes
KITCHEN - Gerry McDue slipped and slid around for the entire duration of his floor mop early Saturday morning like a tap dancing penguin.
Fire Captain Demands To Be Called Cool Name Like “Fire Boss” From Now On
FIREHOUSE — Fire Captain Kirpatrick made an announcement on Saturday morning to the department to start calling him “The Fire Boss”...
Firefighter Carries Pizza Into Station Like Newborn Baby
STATION 13 — Sunday night, at approximately 12:31 a.m. firefighter Randy Buttons carried a cheese pizza into Station 13 firehouse...
Developing: Commuter Stuck In Sky Calls For Help After Realizing Work Does Not Have Parking Spot For Hot Air Balloon
HOT AIR BALLOON — Leonard Potts is currently stuck floating around like a dandelion puff in a hot air balloon above town as he yelled...
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