DAIQUIRI LAND — A tourist at Daiquiri Land, a tropical drink bar, was miffed to find out the owner of the place was actually just a cockatoo in a tropical-themed shirt that was sitting by the entrance. “It’s absolute chaos in here,” said the tourist as he waited for a host to seat him, “daiquiris are all over the floors, spider monkeys are ziplining across the ceiling, there’s just no rhyme or reason to anything that goes on in here.” The tourist was even more miffed when hi