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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
“Woah, Woah, Woahh!!” Man Slips And Slides Around On Slick Floor For Entire Length Of Floor Mop Like He Wearing Tap Shoes
KITCHEN - Gerry McDue slipped and slid around for the entire duration of his floor mop early Saturday morning like a tap dancing penguin.
Woman Lies Awake Worrying Unreturned VHS From 1998 Sole Reason Video Store Went Defunct 27 Years ago
DEFUNCT MOVIES R' US — Marsha Bobobins tosses and turns nightly waking up in cold sweats wondering if her old unreturned VHS rental from...
Electric Shovel Overpowers Man, Takes Off Into Town Like Bucking Bronco
DRIVEWAY — Early Monday morning, an electric shovel powered by a mister Blake Peratta, took off into town like a bucking bronco after he attempted to use it to clear 1 inch of snow. “Chrissakes, I was shoveling the driveway with my new electric shovel, and the thing revved up and took off at a clocked 80 mph down the street,” said a frantic Blake as he drove around town hanging “MISSING” posters calling for the AWOL shovel. “I watched from afar as Blake lazily pushed the s
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