Hermit Crab Dreams Of Getting Out Of This "Little One Horse Town" To Be Basketball Star

CRABQUARIUM — Splash, a pet hermit crab, was seen practicing his free throw early Wednesday morning waking up his owner with the sounds of a mini beach ball bouncing off the walls of his aquarium at 5:00 a.m.

“This tank isn’t big enough for my talent,” said Splash as he dribbled around the gravel before tossing a lay up he missed. “I just need to fine-tune a few things and I’ll be ready for the big league tryouts by summer.”

Splash was then seen trying to sprint and bounce off the sponge to use as leverage in an attempt to slam dunk but unfortunately ended up popping the beach ball with his claw, at which point he tried to climb up his ladder to go find a "league-approved ball that will solve everything.”