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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
“Hey Nice Pants!” Football Fan’s Cringey Attempt At Heckling Team More Embarrassing If Anything
Local football fan, Ted Cappadew, was seen down at Crumb Field during a football game where he was seen creating a “cringey spectacle” while attempting to heckle the opposing team Friday night.
“We Need A Win!” Says Dad About To Suit Up And Play In Son’s 1st Grade Soccer Game
CRUMB FIELD — Local Dad, Jasper Curtains, is going to have to suit up and play for his first grade son Timmy unless his son starts...
Hermit Crab Dreams Of Getting Out Of This "Little One Horse Town" To Be Basketball Star
CRABQUARIUM — Splash, a pet hermit crab, was seen practicing his free throw early Wednesday morning waking up his owner with the sounds...
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