Golfer Driving Cart Zones Out, Ends Up On Freeway

DUNKIN COUNTRY CLUB — Golfer Marsha Bobobins was seen cruising down Interstate 173 in a golf cart earlier this afternoon after she zoned out and missed her turn for Hole 2 at Dunkin Country Club.

Marsha brazenly held up traffic in the fast line saying “where the hell am I?” as she puttered a meager 5 mph down the freeway as cars zipped around her in every direction.

“Go around! Go around!” yelled Marsha as anxious drivers blasted their horns behind her while she attempted to floor the gas pedal in hopes the cart would defy design mechanics and reach 65 mph—the highway minimum.

The engine blew like a firecracker the second the cart hit a cool 6 mph at which point Marsha was seen next to the smoking cart off exit 17 with her golf clubs attempting to hit a ball from her location to Hole 2.

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