Lawnmower Runs Over Entire Easter Egg Hunt Shredding Marshmallow Chicks Like "Mozzarella Cheese"

SHERRI’S LAWN — In the worst landscaping and Easter disaster in history, an entire yard of easter eggs was shredded after a lawnmower ran over the egg hunt, leaving plastic egg shards littered all over local aunt, and egg hunt coordinator, Sherri Shutterfree’s once pristine Easter paradise like pencil shavings.

Marshmallow chicks dangled from shrubs like shredded confetti, along with jelly beans that were scattered for miles beyond the wreckage.

“My Easter utopian paradise!” yelled Sherri in a state of shock as she picked up a foil wrapper that had once been a festive chocolate egg. “I set this up for my nieces and nephews. What kind of monster would do this?”

Landscaper, slightly shaken 42-year-old Pen Williamson, said he turned his back for 1.5 hours to get a quick snack when the self-propelled lawnmower took off and destroyed Easter.

“I went to grab a snack, and all hell broke loose,” said Pen as he recalled his 1.5-hour dining experience at a 5-course steakhouse. “I do recommend the rib eye, it was grilled and came with a loaded baked potato,” continued Pen as he tried to shift the subject to his lunch.

Sherri’s nieces and nephews were seen running outside with baskets, eager to start the easter egg hunt, only to find mangled marshmallow chicks and bunnies in heaps, where they erupted in tears, saying their lives were forever ruined as they walked amongst the carnage of pulverized plastic eggs.

Local EMT Aspen Walters responded to the egg hunt disaster after Sherri called 9-11, saying it was one of the worst scenes she had ever witnessed.

“It's one of the most jarring sights I’ve ever seen and will definitely keep me up at night tossing and turning for the next week or two. The marshmallow chicks were just shredded like mozzarella cheese. Everywhere. It’s just an image I can’t get out of my head.”

Aspen was seen carting away a Peter Cottontail-shaped chocolate bunny with no ears on a stretcher while Pen attempted to tape Easter eggs back together, saying, “See everyone? Just as good as a new egg!”