"What Did They Grease The Grass?" Says Golfer Who Just Can't Hit The Ball

FOXHOLE GOLF CLUB — Sunday morning, a golfer at Foxhole Golf Club accused staff at the country club of "greasing up the grass" on the course with a “greasy substance like movie theater butter perhaps!” after continuously missing the ball off the tee before slip-sliding into the ground.

"As far as I know I just cut the grass this morning and that's it," said lawn manager Winston Young as he double-checked there were no butter sticks somehow attached to his lawn mower after the golfer's absurd display.

The golfer appeared to become more exaggerated purposely slipping and sliding around the greens to back up his accusation saying “Wow see! How can I hit the ball in these conditions!” Although it was plain obvious to other golfers on the course there was nothing amiss as they all hit their balls off the tee with no incident.

The golfer picked up his ball and placed it in the hole saying “You know I’ll just give myself a hole-in-one on account of this BS.”