Residents In Total Pandemonium After Windy Day Mixes Up Everyone’s Trash Like Tickets In A Top Hat

2ND STREET — Residents were up in arms Thursday morning as a windy day mixed up all their trash after flipping garbage cans over like they were Dixie cups, swirling neighbors’ trash together like they were pieces of paper thrown in a top hat.

One resident in particular, Ted Stevens, took the opportunity to blame all his embarrassing trash on neighbor Marsha Bobobins.

“I think this one’s yours, Marsha,” said resident Ted Stevens as he picked up a magazine titled “Toupees Of America”, trying his best to hide the fact that it was his. “Marsha…Marsha, come claim your garbage,” he continued as he stuffed the catalog in her trash can while she wasn’t looking.

Ted was seen collecting the pieces of trash that made him look good, like a flyer for “Donations To Save The World”, eco-friendly plates, and a green energy bill, while shoving literally everything else in Marsha’s trash can.

Marsha was seen getting charged a recycling fee of $1,000 for the Toupees Of America magazine, with garbage collectors saying it would cost extra to get rid of something as atrocious as this catalog.