BUCKETS — Just in time for Masters week, Buckets unveiled a new menu catering to golfers in what patrons are praising as "pure genius" and "the work of a bright spark."

DUNKIN COUNTRY CLUB — Golfer Marsha Bobobins was seen cruising down Interstate 173 in a golf cart earlier this afternoon after she zoned out and missed her turn for Hole 2 at Dunkin Country Club. Marsha brazenly held up traffic in the fast lane, saying, “Where the hell am I?” as she puttered a meager 5 mph down the freeway, as cars zipped around her in every direction. “Go around! Go around!” yelled Marsha as anxious drivers blasted their horns behind her while she attempted