Bar Menu's Special Of Hamburger with Extra Large Pizzas As Buns Complete Disaster

BUCKETS DIVE BAR — A scene unfolded Wednesday night as diner, Franklin Winslow, was up in arms after dealing with the fallout of ordering the new menu special The Pizza Burger—a hamburger patty with two extra large pizzas as buns.

“This special almost ruined my life, when did Buckets get so irresponsible?” said Franklin as he attempted to ban the item from Buckets menu, “I ordered this on a date, next thing I know I try to pick the thing up and it flops straight down my freshly ironed blouse,” said Franklin referring to a tuxedo print t-shirt he was wearing.

Buckets menu boasts The Pizza Burger of having two pizzas as buns, each with a width of 3 feet. Franklin reportedly called the pizza the “greatest invention ever” when he was placing his order but seemingly backpedaled on his earlier comments after the order made him “look like a fool” in his words.

“What professional chef in their right mind would think making a ‘cheeseburger’, if I can even call it that, with pizzas as buns would be a good idea? What is he a mad man? After the pizza folded into my lap, I had to continue talking to my date like nothing happened,” whined Franklin as he pulled a displaced pepperoni out of his front pocket. “And the shirt’s a total loss. Figures.”

Franklin continued on his rant as the chef eavesdropped and began shaking a pile of cracked pepper into the chocolate lava cake dessert Franklin had ordered vowing revenge of epic proportions. 

The manager of the restaurant, Clara Frybeard, said Franklin’s whining was “heard but they can’t be held responsible for what went down.”

“We are proud to say our menu offers over 10 items Franklin could have ordered and he chose The Pizza Burger. We aren’t taking the blame for him fumbling his date and on top of that we aren’t replacing the tuxedo t-shirt he was wearing. Franklin should have ordered a salad, breadstick or even an olive, if he wanted his date to go smoothly.”

Franklin was seen attempting to use a stain lifter pen on his shirt before getting escorted out of the restaurant after attempting to place his shirt in the kitchen’s dishwasher.