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FLIGHT DELAY: Pilot Could've Sworn Keys In Jacket Pocket
LANDSDOWN AIRPORT — Met with immediate grumbles and groans from passengers, a flight to Denver, Colorado, was delayed this morning after pilot Jack “Eagle” Lewis misplaced the keys to his Airbus A350 before departure. “I could’ve sworn they were in my jacket pocket,” said Capt. Lewis, before instructing passengers to look around their seats, especially between cushions, under arm rests, and in the magazine pockets to see if the plane’s keys could be there. The pilot went on


Pilot Flying Around With Iced Coffee On Roof Wondering Why Everyone Waving At Him
LANDSDOWN AIRPORT — Pilot, Russell Hutchins, was seen flying around the sky with a large artisanal iced coffee on the roof of his plane, after reportedly placing it there when climbing into the aircraft, and quickly forgetting about it. “We flew by 4-5 times, waving at him after seeing the iced coffee, but he just waved back like he was in a parade,” said passenger jet pilot Christie Williams as she looped back to flash her high beams at him. Russell reportedly took off from
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