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FLIGHT DELAY: Pilot Could've Sworn Keys In Jacket Pocket
LANDSDOWN AIRPORT — Met with immediate grumbles and groans from passengers, a flight to Denver, Colorado was delayed this morning after pilot Jack “Eagle” Lewis misplaced the keys to his Airbus A350 before departure. “I could’ve sworn they were in my jacket pocket,” said Capt. Lewis before instructing passengers to look around their seats, especially between cushions, under arm rests, and in the magazine pockets to see if the plane’s keys could be there. The pilot went on to


Pilot Flying Around With Iced Coffee On Roof Wondering Why Everyone Waving At Him
LANDSDOWN AIRPORT — Pilot, Russell Hutchins, was seen flying around the sky with a large artisanal iced coffee on the roof of his plane,...
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