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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
Merry Christmas From SMASHED
Merry Christmas from the hometown satirical paper SMASHED ! While we have you here, our gift is on the way (no promises), but for now...
House Blows Away Like Tumbleweed After Inflatable Santa Pops In Front Yard
WILLIS ST — A house on Willis Street was blown away Wednesday morning after a tabby cat pounced on an inflatable Santa like it was a cat...
"Now Is The Time", Says Turkey Who Advises Flock To Disguise Selves As Pieces of Broccoli For Best Chances Of Survival
TOWN COMMON  — Early Wednesday morning, Crackers, the turkey, stood on the town common disguised as a jumbo piece of broccoli where he...
9 People Taken Down At Holiday Fair By Giant Ball Of Yarn After It Falls Off Vendor’s Table, Rolls Across Basement
ANNUAL HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR - Early Thursday morning, a giant ball of yarn the size of 10,000 baseballs took out nine holiday shoppers,...
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