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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
“Hey What’s This About!” Shopper Outraged When Sweater Bought Last Month Now Labeled as “Ugly Holiday Sweater”
HARODS — Local shopper and businessman, Parker Bee, was up in arms yesterday after the department store Harods, mercilessly unrolled a holiday special marketing the "sophisticated" sweater he purchased from the store last month as “the perfect sweater for your holiday ugly sweater party!”.
Merry Christmas From SMASHED
Merry Christmas from the hometown satirical paper SMASHED ! While we have you here, our gift is on the way (no promises), but for now...
House Blows Away Like Tumbleweed After Inflatable Santa Pops In Front Yard
WILLIS ST — A house on Willis Street was blown away Wednesday morning after a tabby cat pounced on an inflatable Santa like it was a cat...
9 People Taken Down At Holiday Fair By Giant Ball Of Yarn After It Falls Off Vendor’s Table, Rolls Across Basement
ANNUAL HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR - Early Thursday morning, a giant ball of yarn the size of 10,000 baseballs took out nine holiday shoppers,...
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