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Detectives Credit Solving Crime With Oversized Magnifying Glass Just Like Sherlock Holmes
BAD PART OF TOWN — In the bad part of town, between 4th and 4.5th street, detectives credit cracking the case and catching criminal Ben Peters in broad daylight with a giant magnifying glass.


Happening Now: Band Playing To Empty Dive Bar Completely Fine With It
BUCKETS — Local band, Gymnasium Stars, seems completely fine with playing to an empty bar and in fact, have remained upbeat despite the complete lack of a single person in the bar.


"Fall Special!" Diner Offers To Just Put Full Maple Leaf As Pancake Topping
MAIN STREET CAFE — They’ve done it again, Main Street Cafe is pushing boundaries by offering to just sprinkle a half dozen or so maple...
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