“Woah, Woah, Woahh!!” Man Slips And Slides Around On Slick Floor For Entire Length Of Floor Mop Like He Wearing Tap Shoes

KITCHEN — Gerry McDue slipped and slid around for the entire duration of his floor mop early Saturday morning like he was wearing a pair of freshly waxed tap dancing shoes.

“Woah woah woah!” yelled Gerry as he slid sideways doing a split before he hit a puddle and spun around trying to gain traction with his boots before sliding across the floor into a soap bucket.

“A little help in here!” continued Gerry as he attempted to use the soap bucket to glide across the floor like a skater using a milk crate at an ice rink, “I can’t catch a grip!” he continued as the bucket rolled out from underneath him sending him into a high-speed belly flop into the living room at 35 mph.

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