OFFICIAL TOWN CENTER OF MAIL STUDIES — A new report released by the town's Official Center Of Mail Studies (the OCMS) revealed a shocking stat Tuesday, which estimates local mail trucks are followed by approximately 1,000,000 dogs in a single afternoon. "I'm not shocked by the stats in the least," said local mail delivery driver Lily Petes as she threw a stack of mail out of her window to keep a beagle at bay, "the town should take action, what that looks like I have no idea