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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
Dive Bar That Keeps Christmas Lights Up All Year Goes Extra Mile To Distinguish Holiday Season By Adding Single Garland Over Doorway
BUCKETS — Local dive bar, Buckets, officially ushered in the holiday season when manager and long-time bar keep, Fendi Lawson, stepped up and added a single strand of tree garland like a scruffy mustache over the entrance doorway to the bar.
Dive Bar Laminates Menus, Now Considered "High Class"
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — Bar regulars are up in arms over a recent change down at Buckets Dive Bar that included laminating the paper bar menus...
Bar Regular Bops Head Off Billiard Light, Now A "Genius"
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — In a rather extraordinary event down at Buckets Dive Bar, establishment regular, Petiska Baloney bopped his head off...
Uh Oh! Drunkest Guy In Bar Wants To Play Darts
BUCKETS DIVE BAR — Against everyone’s best interests, the drunkest guy down at Buckets Dive Bar Friday evening has been repeatedly...
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