FLOURCUP'S BAKE SALE — The local town economy reportedly skyrocketed after a single bake sale on Monday afternoon. “The town easily raked in a solid $5 mil, maybe more,” said banker Willmington Fairbanks after looking at the size of a muffin that was sold, and guessed that alone probably went for $200K. “This single bake sale should cement the town’s financial future for the next few decades or so,” said Willmington as he wildly overestimated the earnings of the sale of the