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The Satirical Misadventures Of Smalltown, USA
"Like A Classic Sitcom, On The Web"
Big Kid At Sledding Hill With Most Expensive Snow Tube Automatically The Boss
SLEDDING HILL — G avin Candle, a big kid, was seen bossing fellow sledders around at the top of the local sledding hill in what looks...
Electric Shovel Overpowers Man, Takes Off Into Town Like Bucking Bronco
DRIVEWAY — Early Monday morning, an electric shovel powered by a mister Blake Peratta, took off into town like a bucking bronco after he attempted to use it to clear 1 inch of snow. “Chrissakes, I was shoveling the driveway with my new electric shovel, and the thing revved up and took off at a clocked 80 mph down the street,” said a frantic Blake as he drove around town hanging “MISSING” posters calling for the AWOL shovel. “I watched from afar as Blake lazily pushed the s
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