MIDDLE OF NOWHERE — Local idiot, Danvers McPete, was seen with his SUV perched atop a mountain about 50 miles out of town late Sunday night. “I left my house to get a swirly cone a mile down the street, and the GPS managed to screw that up,” groaned Danvers as a literal satellite descended from the clouds to catch up and reroute Danvers yet again. “…At least the views nice,” said Danvers as his car rocked back and forth every time he blinked. Satellite company, Maps R’ US, we